Ponto Pet

10. Your hairdresser doesn't wash and clean your rear end.

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9. You don't go weeks without washing or brushing your hair.

 

8. Your hairdresser doesn't give you a sanitary trim.

 

7. Your hairdresser doesn't pluck hair from your ears or clean them.

 

6. Your hairdresser doesn't remove boogies from your eyes.

 

5. You sit still for your hairdresser.

 

4. Your haircut doesn't include a manicure or pedicure.

 

3. Your hairdresser only washes and cuts hair on your head.

 

2. You don't bite or scratch your hairdresser, (hopefully).

 

1. The likelihood of you peeing or pooping on your hairdresser is very slim.

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